...but taking care of a wasp nest is a boy job. It just is. Sorry.

Anyone have good ideas to help a couple of girls out? (Ms. Amber thinks she can help me take them on, but I'm waiting for her to drive home, and I'm trying to do my research first.)

I hate wasps. My old place had them, and my ex handled them, and got a chunk of standup material out of the deal. If only I did standup...

HELP!!!

Whatever you do, don't strike during the day! Always attack wasps and bees under the cover of darkness. They can't see very well and they sleep at night (so they'll be drowsy). Wasp spray is very effective and you don't have to get close which is another plus. Good luck!

Carolyn,
I understand you have a problem. These things must be done delicately. For centuries people have underestimated the power of the wasp. They have the ability to solve problems, work small machines and even fly. In the past I too was faced with the dreaded wasp. My attack was simple, a can of hair spray and a match. When the fire department left my house that day they said not to do that again. Sure, you can pay thousands of dollars to a guy to come out and spray a chemical but that's not very sportsman like now is it? You must show the wasps that you are top of the food chain! After you do the deed you must chop off the heads of the wasps and place them on toothpicks. This will show any wasps thinking of moving into your home will get the same treatment. Now then, get a hose and spray the hive with water. When the wasps come out to attack run in the house. Repeat till the hive is so waterlogged they give up and leave. I know that this system is foolproof! My ex girlfriend used it on me.